A few funny things seen and heard recently:


A theater's marquis in the U-District, Seattle:

AMAZING GRACE
WE SERVE COCA-COLA

and on the other side...

AMAZING GRACE
EAT BUTTER POPCORN

Bryan and I have been tutoring with our church on Wednesday afternoons. Last Wednesday this sharp 5th-grader was reading words from the dictionary to see if Bryan knew them. (He did.) Eventually, they switched. Bryan gives him 'LEVIATHAN'. The kid, without missing a beat, responds 'To eat chicken'. Bryan, also without missing a beat, asks 'What kind of chicken?' To which the kid replies, 'Fried chicken.'